pun
me: disgusting day, it couldn't be worse. -the doorknob about to catch on my pocket: you rejoice early, darling
2023 08 30 16:59
77
UZBEKISTAN Tashkent
employer: what are your strengths? me: attentiveness and caution. also me, filling out an important document: name: Pavel Ivanov
2023 08 30 16:46
47
UZBEKISTAN Tashkent
The Taliban have begun construction of multi-level transport interchanges
2023 08 30 09:29
74
UZBEKISTAN Tashkent
Look, we're frying potatoes. We get “fried potatoes”, with one “n”, order. Another case: we were frying potatoes and decided to add mushrooms to them for taste. then we have a dependent word and it turns out “potatoes fried with mushrooms”, with two “n”s, but everything seems to be logical. or maybe there was a time when we fried potatoes, put them on a plate and decided to add mushrooms. it turns out “fried potatoes with mushrooms”, and here again there is one “n”. you see, it all depends on at what point you added the mushrooms
2016 06 17 18:29
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
This is Barbie, a few years ago, she was at the center of a big scandal because feminists said that she represented unrealistic, unhealthy and incorrect beauty standards that caused a crisis for little girls and lowered their self-esteem. this is he-man
2016 05 23 08:18
51
KAZAKHSTAN Almaty
handjob pissing, asshole whore vagina, bitch fucking vagina, fart jerking off.
2016 05 22 10:44
66
RUSSIA Moscow
in 2012, a chicago resident bought a car for $600, registered it in the name of his ex-girlfriend (apparently, when he registered, they were still in a relationship), but after the breakup, he parked the car at o'hara airport, and she collected parking tickets for the total the amount of 105,761.80 dollars. moral: but there is none...
2016 05 22 08:06
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
why does an ordinary grater look from the inside as if it is about to cleanse the planet of filth with a super-powerful neutron pulse
2016 05 08 12:28
17
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
another miracle revealed to the world by the holy fathers of the Russian Orthodox Church: recordings from twenty-two video cameras disappeared. where the moment of the accident was recorded. when a servant of the Russian Orthodox Church, monk Elijah, knocked down two people to death. Now, perhaps, Elijah will be released, since there is all the evidence of his crime. miraculously disappeared!
2016 04 25 09:39
57
KAZAKHSTAN Almaty
If British scientists once again carried out their brilliant research, they would surely prove that the ability to understand memes about puns is directly proportional to the level of intelligence of internet users. This can be explained quite simply.
Puns always rely on wordplay, sounds, or images. Therefore, a person who missed the first lesson in kindergarten will never find the difference between the words "castle" and "lock."
In viewing memes about puns, natural-born philologists experience special pride and self-assertion. Their eyes, ears, and brains are bathed in tears of happiness, and a rainbow stretches to the sky from the understanding of the hidden meaning of such memes about puns. Extremely well-read individuals may even have words like "homonyms" and "paronyms" appearing in their heads. Although this is already a hopeless case.
The forerunners of memes about puns were well-known idioms, such as: to pull the wool over someone's eyes; to eat a dog. Everyone understands that these expressions are used in a figurative sense. But memes often display their literal meaning.
Overall, memes about puns can be called the most creative ones. In an ordinary word or phrase, the creators of such memes manage to find something truly unusual and funny.
Memes about guys are just as popular as memes about girls. It is commonly believed that only silly blondes in pink pajamas with duck lips can be laughed at. But no! It turns out that it is also funny for women to observe male behavior.