prank

if you don't like someone, put a Bulgarian keyboard on their phone

fun game. We call the spare parts store and say “we need a pump gasket for a Toyota like this 1997.” Say that you took one gasket from another store and it didn’t fit. Ask the seller to describe it, what it looks like, in order to buy the right one...

I got through to technical support, said: “our call is very important for you, wait for the caller’s question” and began to quietly improvise on the piano.

-Yes. -pussy! -Yes. -pussy! -Yes. -pussy! -fuck. hello! Is this Sergei Zverev? -Yes. -pussy!

This is fucked up, comrades! I did this, only with a photo of a girl. I told a close (!) friend, supposedly it was my boyfriend’s mistress, she swore that she wouldn’t tell anyone, we’ve been friends since childhood, as it were. Today the cops were laughing at all this, the bastard “ratted” me out, fuck such friends

I baked chocolate cookies in the shape of a phone, and now I mock the cops - every time they stop me for talking on the phone, and I eat this phone in front of them and move on

I made my girlfriend shit herself twice today

and at the very top of the slides, where the trailers almost stop, you need to put a man in overalls and with a wrench so that he shouts into the distance: “Stop them! Everything is broken down there!” and - let's go...