polish apples

-Do you need apples... Polish? -I need gas. | -maybe you need Polish apples? - Fuck them to me. | - Do you need Polish apples? -Not. don't say you saw me. | -Nobody needs apples...

nivea 9-in-1 shampoo, shower gel, liquid soap, scrub, dishwashing detergent, shaving foam, cake cream, toothpaste, shoe polish.

-waiter! Why are there apples floating in my borscht? -sorry, but you are in Poland

sir, stop this matter

doctor: I'm very sorry, we gave you the wrong drug, you have 2 days to live. Me with my hyper-politeness: yes, it’s fine, no big deal, thank you

sometimes I cry when I peel potatoes, I don’t want the onion to think that he’s a freak or something like that.