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-Darling, I want a fur coat! -Oh, you are my mistress! I’ll run now to get some herring and beets!

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2014 06 06 13:00

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RUSSIA Taganrog

-By the way, I just found out that the bed in the new apartment converts into a double bed. - double? - converts into a double bed. for two

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2014 09 09 08:25

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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg

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2024 06 11 11:27

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UNITED STATES Aspen

maybe to me

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2014 10 25 01:54

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KYRGYZSTAN Bishkek

will I take it? It’s not a good idea to eat in the forest

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2013 08 02 03:16

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RUSSIA Gumerovo

you go up to a woman, show her card tricks for 2 hours, then fuck her. it really works. I saw it in The Sims

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2016 05 23 13:10

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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg

to catch a criminal, you need to think like a criminal

mdk

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2014 09 16 01:06

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RUSSIA Moscow

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2013 08 08 04:57

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RUSSIA Altai

to catch a terrorist, you need to play as a terrorist

mdk

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2014 11 21 13:11

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2013 09 23 06:26

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