parada de cabeza

When I'm bored, I approach a stranger at a bus stop and say: “This isn't real. wake up. you’re in a coma,” and then I leave.

headstand level jesus

next stop bikini bottom

you can't stop living beautifully

There is no need to offend women... they have an acceleration from a cute bunny to a creepy bitch in 1.5 seconds, and there is no stopping distance!!!!!

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memo to the traffic police officer 1. introduce yourself 2. state the reason for the stop 3. clarify rights and obligations 4. be restrained and polite when communicating

I was standing at the bus stop, waiting for the bus, when suddenly, next to me, a pigeon began to puff itself up, all puffed up, chest forward, and it was coming towards me, then moving away. it was clear that he was showing off in front of the pigeon. Well, he pretended to be scared and walked away. I hope she gave it to him. -thanks bro!

I don't care about anyone. I moor wherever I want