pé de galinha

“life is too short to stand” - fuck say that!

There are decisions that make the cockroaches in your head give you a standing ovation!

breastfeeding in public. doesn't it annoy you? annoys me. You can't see anything from behind the baby's head.

sit down, why are you standing?

-Giving girls flowers is strange. -like... here, I... I killed them for you! -When I saw them, I thought they were very beautiful and remembered you... ...and killed them. -Anyway, here I brought them to you... you'll probably want to put them in water so they... ...die, slowly.

Ryan Gosling looks like a fag here...Teach me how you determine sexuality from a photo? Well, it’s very simple, you look at the photo, if you stand up, then there’s a fag in the photo.

if women ruled the world there would be no wars... just a lot of countries not talking to each other