pâmela anderson

Pamela Anderson said in some program: at home I look like an ordinary person, and my sons always saw me as ordinary, without hair and makeup. and somehow I got ready to go somewhere, put on my makeup... and went out to the children. the younger one looked at me intently and in horror: wait a second, are you Pamela Anderson???

The neighbor kid threw me out with water pistols. I'm just writing this message while the water in the pan is boiling. -While the neighbor is pissing into a gun.