omas sohn

grandma advised

Moscow is, in short, a city of gnomes: we love grandmas, loads of money, a lot of bearded men and awesome underground metro palaces. St. Petersburg are elves: some kind of half-pokers with off-the-scale self-esteem, a subtle sensual nature and local patriotism. the rest of Russia is inhabited by Orcs.

what diet? quickly sat down at the table

life is boring and monotonous, but everything changes when grandma’s pension comes

that awkward feeling when grandchildren look like grandma

- Grandma, come. -I can’t, I’m already old. -but my parents left me alone without food.

Sasha went to the basement today, probably Batman

go sit in your yard

a cobra