o mundo está em perigo

-hahahahahahahaha! I mixed amphetamines into the water supply of all of Gotham. -I'll stop you! -It's too late, batmu duck! everyone is already hooked! "citywide increase in productivity. Economists are puzzled. Student scores have skyrocketed! The newspaper office is so clean, but not yet clean enough."

you know the world is in serious shit when batman has to call batman

who stole my bike??

-Dad, sing me a song of your generation. -hmm.. pokemon! we can do anything! you and me! the whole world is waiting for salvation! pokemon! We are entering into an equal battle! po-ke-mon!!!

pargalka 80 lvl

Hello, descendants! how are you there? landed on mars? -directors will shoot the world's first porn film in space

Why should I say one thing and you another! I'm not offended anymore, I'm just offended

- Excuse me, did our manager understand correctly the reason for your refusal to cooperate with us: you refuse because “they fucked Nikon in the mouth?” -Yes that's right

I survived, Schrödinger! You didn’t foresee such an option before..