muchas preguntas

many people ask why I am so rich. I go to the market with my packages.

so many questions and so few answers

Many people ask how I managed to quit smoking. Incredibly, I just stopped putting cigarettes in my mouth and lighting them. it worked!

not everyone will understand, not many will remember!

- and now the question is how to easily remind the girls that they owe me money?... I’m always very embarrassed to remind. -Look, it’s raining outside, and there are exactly 3 thousand drops on the windowsill, exactly the amount of rubles you owe me. very casual)

not everyone will understand, few will remember

“many thanks to you” - salary in the future

-There are a lot of interesting things, but I’m too lazy to tell you. -Do not tell me. Too lazy to read

I really wanted barbecue

I really wanted to quit smoking, but I couldn’t do it myself. I went to church and asked God to help. a week ago I found out that I have tuberculosis. Chemotherapy not only makes you not want to smoke, the smoke even makes you want to puke. -do not thank!