mountains

it's getting colder

toilet and mountains - cure all constipation

I woke up early in the morning and thought: I’ll get up, I’ll move mountains... I turned on the other side - why invade nature, let them stand!

soon in all fountains of the country

- tell me how your wife went crazy? - we traveled in the mountains, where there is a beautiful echo. but the wife is accustomed to always having the last word...

It’s me who wakes up in a fit of motivation and a burst of strength, ready to move mountains, as if it wasn’t me who cried into my pillow half the night and wanted to die: today we’ll fuck

- darling, I will do anything for you: through a storm and a hurricane! I'll move mountains! In general, wait - I’ll come tomorrow. if it doesn't rain.

imagine how much will happen when the crayfish whistles on the mountain

Conclusion and recommendations: a red stripe found on the head of the penis and mistakenly taken for an oncological disease date - November 17, in fact turned out to be a mark from lipstick. The team of the 234th Mountain Hospital apologizes for the amputation.

carts in supermarkets should be not only at the entrance, but also in the middle of the trading floor, so that arrogant people like me don’t drop a mountain of products near the checkout.