moment

-where are you now? - from my brother. "brother Anastasia"

I left the computer for a while and when I returned, it was building something. I didn't ask him about this. We are completely unprepared for the dangers of artificial intelligence.

that moment when you look at your old photos and realize what a freak you were

I'm so hot right now

the most awesome time in my life was kindergarten: I had a wife, children, a house and superpowers! and now this is some bullshit...

I can’t describe many situations in my life otherwise than with the word fucked up. I don't know any other word. this is not the end, this is not a fiasco, this is not a tragedy, this is fucked up. fucked up - this is a degree and has no signs. fucked up doesn't mean bad, it doesn't mean good. This is close to the word delight. If at some point I see a nuclear mushroom unfolding in front of me, I will understand that this is fucked up. but that doesn’t mean good or bad, it’s a vivid impression

Look, we're frying potatoes. We get “fried potatoes”, with one “n”, order. Another case: we were frying potatoes and decided to add mushrooms to them for taste. then we have a dependent word and it turns out “potatoes fried with mushrooms”, with two “n”s, but everything seems to be logical. or maybe there was a time when we fried potatoes, put them on a plate and decided to add mushrooms. it turns out “fried potatoes with mushrooms”, and here again there is one “n”. you see, it all depends on at what point you added the mushrooms

Pamela Anderson said in some program: at home I look like an ordinary person, and my sons always saw me as ordinary, without hair and makeup. and somehow I got ready to go somewhere, put on my makeup... and went out to the children. the younger one looked at me intently and in horror: wait a second, are you Pamela Anderson???

One day in the cinema I will pluck up the courage and at the most dramatic moment of the film I will shout to the whole audience: problems with access to the joycasino?!

another miracle revealed to the world by the holy fathers of the Russian Orthodox Church: recordings from twenty-two video cameras disappeared. where the moment of the accident was recorded. when a servant of the Russian Orthodox Church, monk Elijah, knocked down two people to death. Now, perhaps, Elijah will be released, since there is all the evidence of his crime. miraculously disappeared!