mit dem manager sprechen

-Hey, bespectacled guy, how to get to the library? -c:\windows\system\system.dll

WHEN THEY TELL ME THAT I NEED TO STOP EATING

it feels like these glasses are hurting you

Many people ask how I managed to quit smoking. Incredibly, I just stopped putting cigarettes in my mouth and lighting them. it worked!

your pussy is at risk

-an, do you want to eat? - no - maybe some cottage cheese? - no - there are hedgehogs - no need - more borscht with sour cream - I don’t want - what about dumplings? - I can’t - maybe some cutlets? - I won’t - fish? pies? cheesecakes? - no - some seagull? some coffee? cocoa? milk? - Grandma, I want to sleep! -ah, well, sleep, sleep. There is a chocolate bar in the nightstand.

everything tastes better with Heinz

Quitting drinking is easy! It's hard to convince friends of this...