mistress

shock, the director of Ren-TV will cheat on his wife with a dugout

God! bring some sense to my mistress!!!!

drunk nut screwing not the mistress

This is fucked up, comrades! I did this, only with a photo of a girl. I told a close (!) friend, supposedly it was my boyfriend’s mistress, she swore that she wouldn’t tell anyone, we’ve been friends since childhood, as it were. Today the cops were laughing at all this, the bastard “ratted” me out, fuck such friends

-Darling, I want a fur coat! -Oh, you are my mistress! I’ll run now to get some herring and beets!

The husband was stopped by traffic cops for exceeding the limit, the husband said: excuse me, I’m in a hurry to go home, the neighbor said the wife brought her lover (of course this didn’t happen, he just excused himself), they immediately let him go, they didn’t even check the documents: drive faster, hit them there. I had a similar situation, I was stopped for speeding, I remembered my husband’s story, I said: please let me go, I’m in a hurry to go home, the neighbor said my husband brought his mistress home. so these bastards checked the documents, and ctpaxobky, and measured the tint, and give them a fire extinguisher, and a full search of the car with witnesses, it took 3 hours to fill out the fine report! This is fucking male solidarity!