men in black

Men in Black

when you walk into a room and forget something, you are actually bumping into aliens. at this moment, people in black appear, neutralize the aliens and erase your memory. unfortunately, they cannot remind you what exactly you needed to go to the room for.

Gleb Strawberry / alien from "Men in Black"

Riddick + Wasserman = Boris the animal

The most attractive thing about a woman is her eyes, especially when painted, men fall in love with them at first sight. but even though I fucked you up

remember this kid? he became a Jedi

men in the baby food department

fucking with men in prisons is the norm