master dodge

master of disappearance

- Hello, borrow 500 rubles. till tomorrow. -till tomorrow.

master, help

-Everyone, stand by, this is a robbery. -Here's your girl, what's your name? -zina. -My mother’s name was Zina, I won’t kill you, but are you a young man? -Igor......but my friends call me “zina”

master of sports in cheating

- hi Sarochka, are you ready to work with your mouth today?;) - Igor, Sarah in the shower, this is her father and I’m very interested in what she will do with her mouth!!!! - didn’t she tell you? -No!! -we're going to a karaoke club today :)

master, don't wear these slippers!

-No, I dont drink alcohol. I have a bad attitude towards alcohol in general. - what a pity (but I really like to drink, and it’s especially great to drink with my girlfriend together. - Well, I can also drink with a guy) I also really love this thing)) with my boyfriend and you can smoke. -well, yes, I agree :) I’m speaking figuratively) I don’t smoke)

master, will you throw a stick?

free your mind, be formless formless like water. - yes, master!