manzanas con sal

we had 2 pots of brosh, not red, but with cabbage, 75 sausages, half a canister of tea, an excellent thirst quencher, and an endless supply of salad, completely stuffed with apples and pineapples of all varieties and colors. he infuriated me terribly, but I knew that sooner or later we would switch to this rubbish.

not everyone will understand, few will remember

Friends moved to a private house with their cat Petrovich. in the morning they went out onto the porch and called the cat to feed. the neighbor was leaving his house at the same time, and they said hello. a couple of months later, a neighbor asked why the hell they call him every morning, say hello and go back home.

when someone asks me to share my food with them

-Do you need apples... Polish? -I need gas. | -maybe you need Polish apples? - Fuck them to me. | - Do you need Polish apples? -Not. don't say you saw me. | -Nobody needs apples...

I bought myself an Apple watch without moms, dads and loans..

-waiter! Why are there apples floating in my borscht? -sorry, but you are in Poland