manzanas

when someone asks me to share my food with them

not everyone will understand, few will remember

I bought myself an Apple watch without moms, dads and loans..

-waiter! Why are there apples floating in my borscht? -sorry, but you are in Poland

-Do you need apples... Polish? -I need gas. | -maybe you need Polish apples? - Fuck them to me. | - Do you need Polish apples? -Not. don't say you saw me. | -Nobody needs apples...

we had 2 pots of brosh, not red, but with cabbage, 75 sausages, half a canister of tea, an excellent thirst quencher, and an endless supply of salad, completely stuffed with apples and pineapples of all varieties and colors. he infuriated me terribly, but I knew that sooner or later we would switch to this rubbish.