mangel an logik

if the acorn dies, it would be logical to feed it to the pigs

yellow colored wine is called white because it is made from green grapes. fuck logic!

Damn the logic!

-an, do you want to eat? - no - maybe some cottage cheese? - no - there are hedgehogs - no need - more borscht with sour cream - I don’t want - what about dumplings? - I can’t - maybe some cutlets? - I won’t - fish? pies? cheesecakes? - no - some seagull? some coffee? cocoa? milk? - Grandma, I want to sleep! -ah, well, sleep, sleep. There is a chocolate bar in the nightstand.

-I want to travel. -what's stopping you?

normal people: psychologist, psychotherapist. me, who has no money: I say the word “fuck” every day, but it helps me

- reminded me of an old joke about a boy who, having become a father at 16, eats sausages along with cellophane. -tell me. - a boy who became a father at the age of 16 now eats sausages with cellophane.

when in one month you run out of shampoo, powder, wash, powder, cream, perfume... also friends invite you to a wedding