As children we laughed: “Homer, what a loser you are!” and now you look: he has a job, a loving wife, cool children, a life full of adventures, he’s even been to space... and who’s the loser here?
those who went without a hat for a long time already jumped out to get married. and you... look at yourself. She was a bit cold, you see. now sit in your hat.
5 years - I want to become an astronaut. 8 years old - I want to become a firefighter. 13 years old - I want to become a football player. now - fuck. give me some work!