macarrão

some fuck so beautifully that noodles fall into patterns on your ears.

Is it possible to call cat food something more modest? why does my cat eat rabbit stew in cream sauce, and I eat pasta with sausage?

I'm my mother's businessman

how many times have you saved me

“weapons, drugs, prostitutes” - somehow, not our profile. we deliver pizza, noodles and draft drinks, that's another matter

Today I bought a pirate movie from a narc with the movie The Hunger Games 2. I came home, turned it on, and there was a recording of this idiot eating noodles and at the end he still had the nerve to look into the camera and say, these are the real Hunger Games