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if fairy tales were published in the yellow press: “crazy fish brought pensioners to poverty!”, “a mutant child is forced to live underground!”, “the water in the puddles is poisoned by chemicals! The boy was an idiot, he became a brute!”, “the oligarch’s daughter lost her honor in a pigsty!", "the cyborg left the Swedish family without sweets!", "the famous showman was robbed by a well-hewn block of wood!", "due to the construction of a cottage village, the pensioner's country house was turned in the opposite direction from the picturesque forest!", "the demobilization tricked the pensioner into giving the latest products! the swindler used edged weapons!", "plastic surgery is an accomplice of kidnapping, seven children are missing!", "pensioner maniacs poisoned animals with baked goods with LSD!", "several miners held a young girl captive for a month! ", "a drug-addicted girl is being turned on by a rabbit!", "homeless animals share emergency housing!", "for a flower stolen by her father, the daughter had to become the wife of a mutant!", "an employee killed a clergyman with a click in the forehead!", "the girl used the petals of a plant as a powerful hallucinogenic!", "An animated nut cracker against a mutant rat! do not miss!"

-I’m like your Cinderella: I wash, clean, cook. -I warned you: if you marry me, you will live like in a fairy tale.

-Why are your children so gray? -and at night, instead of fairy tales, I tell them the truth.

-Grandma, how big are your eyes! God, what big ears! and the teeth are simply huge! -That’s why you are my least favorite granddaughter.

-What bedtime stories did your parents tell you? -When you graduate from college, you will earn big money.

“I’m like a fairy tale - I always have a good ending” Sasha Gray

"Girls like stars, stars LIKE HER!" -What kind of kakana? “And at Rika’s, and at Rika’s, girls are walking and men are walking” - WHAT ARE AURIKS? “And the fly is also a helicopter, but without a gearbox. And a dumpling is crawling along the wall, and all its knees are covered in cucumbers!” -THIS IS A GOOD SONG.