männer in schwarz

Men in Black

when you walk into a room and forget something, you are actually bumping into aliens. at this moment, people in black appear, neutralize the aliens and erase your memory. unfortunately, they cannot remind you what exactly you needed to go to the room for.

my husband came home from work, and I opened the door in black leather lingerie, sexy stockings and a mask. he looked and asked: “Do you want to eat, Batman?”

Riddick + Wasserman = Boris the animal

men in the baby food department

remember this kid? he became a Jedi

I'll take some, there's nothing to eat in the forest

According to statistics, 90% of women do not pay attention to men in a pink T-shirt. according to the same statistics, 90% of men in a pink T-shirt do not pay attention to women.

will I take it? It’s not a good idea to eat in the forest