máquina de control remoto

my nephew asked for a remote control machine. he didn't like it.

cunnilingus machine, now you've seen everything

So, Vasily, will you say the word right away or will we spin the drum?

One of the few surviving copies of the German Enigma cipher machine

attention everyone! Let's stay in pairs! Let's keep an eye on our partner!!!

I turned on the dishwasher, and he sat there and watched for about 20 minutes.

attention. this guy was supposed to buy our washing machine for 15,000 rubles. he wanted to see her at work first, and asked her to load her things for washing. after the washing was finished, he said: let me go get the money, got into the car and left with clean clothes.

Dirty, Iron, Move in time, Top. -HOW TO WASH IN IT???

never believe three things: - the oath of a drug addict. - the tears of a prostitute. - and a minute before the end of the wash on the washing machine dial.

- human idiocy is eternal. - we need to make a perpetual motion machine based on idiocy. but how? - just hang up the pen and write: “do not twist!”