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All guitars should be electric by 2023

Pathetic mediocrity. A unique legend

they don't know yet that I took 50 steps while they were lying on the charger

normal people: psychologist, psychotherapist. me, who has no money: I say the word “fuck” every day, but it helps me

-Cute! Am I on the right or on the left? -you're in the background

- we flew to the Maldives... - of course we flew! -Don’t interrupt, so, a German, a Frenchman and a Russian flew to the Maldives...

Territory of pleasure

Look, we're frying potatoes. We get “fried potatoes”, with one “n”, order. Another case: we were frying potatoes and decided to add mushrooms to them for taste. then we have a dependent word and it turns out “potatoes fried with mushrooms”, with two “n”s, but everything seems to be logical. or maybe there was a time when we fried potatoes, put them on a plate and decided to add mushrooms. it turns out “fried potatoes with mushrooms”, and here again there is one “n”. you see, it all depends on at what point you added the mushrooms

parents: -my daughter is a serious person. He will soon pass his exams and go to work. Me, meanwhile: - pew-pew! Pew Pew!

I'm so old that I remember this STS logo