lie

dear mother, come on

The most dramatic thing in life is to tell the seller “I’ll go and come back.” you look into each other's eyes and both understand that this is a lie...

love is waking up early to see her sleep...

-Darling, tell me something that will make me cheerful and sad at the same time. - ...your dick is bigger than all your friends.

my tea is stronger than your love

Dear vacationers! The shade is included with the sun lounger and is a paid service!

love is doing her homework for her while she sleeps with someone else.

dear sister, I decided to teach you a lesson for taking my 500 rubles, your project is hidden in one of these folders and in each of these folders there are 4 more folders, the project has been renamed so don’t even try to use the search and I also scattered different ones according to the size of the folders files by folder, in general, I hope you understand that taking someone else’s is a bad and pleasant fuck, your beloved brother

lies and doesn't blush