le seigneur des anneaux

Lord of the Rings

Perhaps the only film in which all parts were awesome. don't fuck around. are you crazy? go fuck yourself

Lord, someone tell Joycasino that they don’t have any problems with access, just no one comes to them

elf meat in its own juice

Lord, this stone is about to sink, and I’m so drunk that I can’t even point my finger at it.

-Frodo -what? -why are you short?

Lord, send me a test of money so that I can torment myself on what to spend it on

no, well, this is Erebor

girls. oh my god oh my god!!!!!!!!!! I left beer in the entrance the day before yesterday... I went into the entrance before work and it was a little freezing... something was strumming!!!!! I finish my drink, and there’s a syringe... Lord, what’s the likelihood that I’ll get infected?