laver

never believe three things: - the oath of a drug addict. - the tears of a prostitute. - and a minute before the end of the wash on the washing machine dial.

son, look, I made you a keychain, there were trinkets on your table

Me: “I’m hiding a secret from the whole city.” my mother, who decided to hang my clothes after washing:

-Does the minced meat need to be washed? -Didn't understand?! -Well, how do you wash the minced meat for cutlets? -Well, you wash your meat, that’s why I asked. -Why should I yell right away?!