la crimée est à nous

-I'm leaving you. - No need, Masha. I can not live without you. -but Crimea is ours!

You can hide the truth or traces of a crime, but the fact that someone ate an orange in the room is impossible.

-Dad, transfer me a hundred dollars. -One hundred dollars.

The worst crime in Russia is when a guy, drinking beer bought after 22:00, near a metro station, lighting a cigarette, holding a phone in his hand at the same time, downloading movies on a torrent and listening to music on VKontakte, invites his chick to give him a blowjob! Now for this probably a life sentence...

You can't crush genes with your finger

- SO WHAT DID YOU BRING TO US? -HOUSES IN THE STUDIO

Peking duck

“I came to school without socks” - mom ama crime

FUCKING SIGNATURE

note from a crime chronicle: a married couple discovered a thief in their house after the owner of the house told a joke and there was laughter upstairs.