kriminell

the policeman saw the criminal, but he was older than him in rank

How do you fight criminals? -I eat them!

note from a crime chronicle: a married couple discovered a thief in their house after the owner of the house told a joke and there was laughter upstairs.

I bought this dog to protect the house from criminals, but then I saw her reaction to the vacuum cleaner...

I never understood why children in schools eat for money, and criminals in prisons at the expense of the state.

“in Perm, unknown persons stole a bag with 5 million rubles from a man,” “five Perm businessmen received one million rubles each,” “five corpses were found under a bridge in Perm,” “the head of the Perm police department purchased an SUV worth 5 million rubles,” “a man who was robbed of 5 million rubles, stole an SUV from the head of the Perm Department of Internal Affairs" - smiled