klinge

me when my alarm goes off. me when my alarm doesn't go off.

when there are 5 minutes before the bell, and the teacher says to take out double pieces of paper

The longer the doorbell rings, the more I'm away from home

Porn actors took pseudonyms for themselves based on the fact that the first name is the name of the first pet, and the last name is the name of the street on which they live. What would your name sound like in the porn industry? -tuzik 30 years of victory