klatsche

"smack!" -the only blow you can afford

You can't stop gossiping nicely

I like to eat salted fish, but I don’t want to get my hands dirty, so I ask my mother to clean it and put it in my mouth, and in return she makes me clap my hands and make sounds like a seal. Vitalik, 32 years old.

decided to get married, sent matchmakers

let's clap for those girls who don't smoke