je suis trop ivre

I'm too old for this shit

wake up, it seems like we got too drunk yesterday

went too far with foam

I drilled your mouth

went too far with the understatement

-Darling, you are a log. -I am Groot.

I do not sell books to minors. Yesterday I read a book, today I played chess, tomorrow I betrayed my homeland. drop the book before it's too late. bring 10 books and get a discount on TV. reading can cause the development of alternative points of view. reading is poison. Yage - I'm glad!

I'm my mother's engineer

some are good at work, some at sports, some are excellent parents, some are loyal friends. but not me. I'm my mother's divergent.