jardim

“All reserve workers who interact with pandas, who are being prepared for life in the wild, must wear panda costumes” -Then the pandas will evolve and write myths that their panda gods were huge in stature and they taught them to get food and survive and kicked them out for some- then a joint from the Garden of Eden where there was endless food

- Did you go to the batonic garden on the weekend? -I am on a diet.

If your open space is not like this, then don’t even try to invite me to work.

the most awesome time in my life was kindergarten: I had a wife, children, a house and superpowers! and now this is some bullshit...

when mom came to pick you up from kindergarten

I still can’t forgive myself for not loving sleeping in kindergarten...

When I was a child, they didn’t buy me anything for nothing: if you want a bike, finish the school year with no grades, if you want a skateboard, dig up the garden, if you want a new phone, help your grandmother make repairs. that's why I had nothing

I hate myself for not valuing sleep in kindergarten

sleep you fools