instructions

-My Fuhrer, Soviet troops are already in Berlin! We are waiting for your instructions! -we're fucked

I'm one of those people who can brew a beach bag without instructions.

everything seems to be according to the instructions

"how to land a plane" read in the next issue

"dry flat or give it to your girlfriend, it's her job"

for men: how to take mobile photos correctly. 1. take the phone a little lower than usual; 2. even lower; 3. put down the phone; 4. Now remember that you have balls in your pants, stop being a woman and go to work.

-Commander, I see the enemy! -Where?! -between the trees!!! - clear instructions, soldier!

"Alesya" - don't throw away Alesya

instructions for caring for a man