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Today's 10-year-old children cry because they were bought not a black iPhone, but a white one, or because their lover abandoned them. and when I was 10 years old, I cried because the scar killed Mufasa.

-Are you ready, children? -Yes captain! I can not hear! -and you never hear anything. you only hear yourself. you know, when we met, you were different.

when you walk into a room and forget something, you are actually bumping into aliens. at this moment, people in black appear, neutralize the aliens and erase your memory. unfortunately, they cannot remind you what exactly you needed to go to the room for.

your face when you accidentally switched to the front camera

You're all fat cows anyway

your favorite motorcycle will last you the rest of your life if you ride fast enough

your face when you accidentally turned on the front camera