ich bin schön

fuck I'm beautiful

people, it's time to sober up! -one more minute. -I’m already sober.

- Grandma, come. -I can’t, I’m already old. -but my parents left me alone without food.

-Oh, the salt has crumbled - this means a quarrel. -maybe it will work out? - no, dear. I'm already tuned in

The little daughter comes up and whispers in her ear: Dad, I’ll tell you something now, you’re going crazy! The father, clearing his throat, replies: thank you, daughter... no need... I'm already crazy!

Fuck it, I’m already 21 and I have to do this!

- dude, I’m so fucked up... come to me and let’s smoke some pipes, father left. -What shall we smoke? - Damn, I got the wrong phone number, dad, it’s not what you thought, Max and I call it a hookah, just a hookah, not drugs! -Why are you nervous? relax, smoke. They say it's a good pain reliever. I'm already on my way home. -max, I’m fucked, my father seems to have found out that we’re blowing