i'm your mouth

- hi Sarochka, are you ready to work with your mouth today?;) - Igor, Sarah in the shower, this is her father and I’m very interested in what she will do with her mouth!!!! - didn’t she tell you? -No!! -we're going to a karaoke club today :)

I drilled your mouth

my mother is a surgeon. -this film is brilliant! I have an idea! daughter, let's try a new technique. -Don't hurt me, please.. -I'm your mother, you have to trust me. look, now you're like a predator. -aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! -ha-ha-ha! do it again.

I'm my mother's businessman

-Now I'm 15 and I play Dota. -Anastasia, for whom? -ilnaz, for your mother. -Anastasia, you definitely play Dota.

some are good at work, some at sports, some are excellent parents, some are loyal friends. but not me. I'm my mother's divergent.

-Are you Jewish? -No! - but it seems to me that yes. -I’m not Jewish! -What is your mother's maiden name? -Melnikova. -Thank you, now I’ll hack your email)

I'm my mother's engineer

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

I'm ready for a lot, but I'm not ready to put a photo from my passport on my Avatar