hystérique

honey, we're going to be hysterical.

I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....

let my radio engineer grandfather use the computer: buy americium, uranium at home, radium price, nuclear reactor in the garage, buy a geiger counter, buy a radiation suit, madam with big breasts, naked girls...

Maksim! yes, I used your laptop (I didn’t find the charger for mine) p.s.: maybe you should delete your browsing history in the browser - your grandmother would be shocked! p.p.s.: you know that your browser has a special thing for this, I think it’s called “incognito mode”, good use! dad.

clear the cache of your consciousness, delete history, open a clean tab

V. Savelyev, inventor of the time machine. - historical fact by the way