hummer

that awkward moment when you realize that "steal the crab" is actually a lobster trap

Please turn off the engine, I can’t fill the tank full!

what the fuck is bumblebee?

the boy Petya hit the Trudovik’s fingers with a hammer and received five. at least that's what he thought...

There is a legend that at 8 am the walls are softer

3 am, knock on the door! I was so frightened that the hammer drill fell out of my hands!

let me go, you bastard! I'm jaw fucking I'm evil fuck

- Hello, are you interested in suspended ceilings? - just like that right away... - we’ll place the order right away. -I’m not ready.. -and I’ll prepare you now. -First you need to meet your parents. -I slowly remove the old plaster from the second ceiling... ...I put the drill on the hammer drill... ...and make several holes in your wall.... ...then I take a vacuum cleaner and suck the dust out of the holes.. .