homem de aço

man from the slut

-Doctor, please. help him. you took an oath in honey. Institute. -I took a lot of things in honey. Institute.

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

If we send our entire government to Maps, and put gamers in their place, it certainly won’t get any worse. They still don’t know how to steal so brazenly and on a large scale. Well, they played at civilization, they know how to run the country.

Are you sure you have air conditioning at home?

-This time, you won't leave! Son of a bitch! -Please! do not kill me! I am single! my life is awesome!

A boy comes home from kindergarten all scratched up. dad asks: what happened? - They danced around the Christmas tree. -so what? -The Christmas tree is big, there are few children.

you still have a few hours to pump yourself up for summer