hombre de familia

The Minister of Education cannot pass the Unified State Exam for the tenth time. The Minister of Health fainted in line at the clinic. the deputy died of hunger, having lived only one month on child benefits. ... only after that the pensioner released the goldfish.

-Doctor, please. help him. you took an oath in honey. Institute. -I took a lot of things in honey. Institute.

man of science

If we send our entire government to Maps, and put gamers in their place, it certainly won’t get any worse. They still don’t know how to steal so brazenly and on a large scale. Well, they played at civilization, they know how to run the country.

man from the slut

-This time, you won't leave! Son of a bitch! -Please! do not kill me! I am single! my life is awesome!

An iPhone saved a guy's leg from a bullet wound. -from a Nokia 3310 it would ricochet and kill the shooter

you still have a few hours to pump yourself up for summer

"To hand or not to hand?" -dust