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Nowadays it's fashionable to look like a lumberjack. who does not cut down trees and takes care of himself all day long in order to please other woodcutters.

where did you drink? it was an easy test to see if you're a lumberjack or an alcoholic

yeah fuck it

plant correctly! if you plant if you plant a sapling, there will be a tree. if you plant an illegal logger, there will be a hundred more trees. If you plant the official who allowed this, there will be a thousand more trees.

-Oh yeah! Oh yeah! -What? lumberjack? what the heck? -Oh no, my God, stop! Why are you doing it? -She's a log, guy. it's just my job.