histérica

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

honey, we're going to be hysterical.

I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....

Dude, put on your glasses!!! What to wear???

-Tell us why we should hire you. -Because I'm the best! I am number one! I'm a shark! I'm walking over corpses! I'll crush any bitch. who gets in my way! -I also know how to work in a team.

me after four spontaneous outbursts of aggression, three hysterics and two existential crises: I want love

What the... is this... YES! SO I CAN... Mosquitoes

V. Savelyev, inventor of the time machine. - historical fact by the way

-Did you watch Pirates of the Caribbean? -Are you crazy?

1. MP Milonov became the victim of an accident 2. torrents are recognized as legal in Russia 3. the government decided to evict Dagestanis and Chechens to their historical homeland 4. Elena Mizulina was raped by an oral pedophile maniac 5. the Russian national team defeated Germany in the World Cup finals - the most awesome news