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-Call me when you're 18, baby. - but I'm 26. - that's it.

-crap! Got stuck in a traffic jam again! fifth time this day! -you get what you don’t want, because the parameters of mental radiation highlight negative sectors in the space of options and material realization moves towards them!

I told a friend that I was dating a girl 10 years younger than me. he sent me this

Have you already forgotten that you cut your finger? let me remind you!

fun game. We call the spare parts store and say “we need a pump gasket for a Toyota like this 1997.” Say that you took one gasket from another store and it didn’t fit. Ask the seller to describe it, what it looks like, in order to buy the right one...

Do you also have a balanced, healthy breakfast?..

-If I lit a cigarette near your pussy, I would be fined 1500 rubles. -Why? -You cannot smoke in a public place. -fuck you

Have you heard anything about the escape of two blacks?

-hey, Clark! Look! Your shoelaces are untied! -I won’t fall for this crap a second time.