hd

when you ask the price of some product, but it turns out to be too expensive, and therefore you pretend that you are still thinking about buying

This is me walking with my parents after jerking off hard to a dirty fantasy

my life is boring and monotonous, I need to change something. me after taking a different route home and buying a soda from a store I'd never been to before

when you pretend to listen to a person, but you yourself think about how you will come home and eat so much that you can barely breathe

me deleting my post after my other (cool) self didn't like it

attention. this guy was supposed to buy our washing machine for 15,000 rubles. he wanted to see her at work first, and asked her to load her things for washing. after the washing was finished, he said: let me go get the money, got into the car and left with clean clothes.

fashion sense like the table

The parent meeting resembles a gathering of a sect - everyone listens attentively to the teacher, then gives him money and thoughtfully disperses in the twilight!

-Mom, I have appendicitis, I need urgent surgery. -Okay, we’ll do it now, but it will be like a birthday party.