habe mit meiner freundin schluss gemacht

-No, I dont drink alcohol. I have a bad attitude towards alcohol in general. - what a pity (but I really like to drink, and it’s especially great to drink with my girlfriend together. - Well, I can also drink with a guy) I also really love this thing)) with my boyfriend and you can smoke. -well, yes, I agree :) I’m speaking figuratively) I don’t smoke)

when you broke up with your internet girlfriend and you hear your brother crying in the room

I gave my girlfriend a notebook. now for some reason she won't talk to me

This is fucked up, comrades! I did this, only with a photo of a girl. I told a close (!) friend, supposedly it was my boyfriend’s mistress, she swore that she wouldn’t tell anyone, we’ve been friends since childhood, as it were. Today the cops were laughing at all this, the bastard “ratted” me out, fuck such friends

I quarreled with my wife - I opened the refrigerator, tightened all the lids on the jars tightly: let the first one go make up.