gracias

thanks to Russian Post for upgrading my ipad

my friends, when I borrowed them money "thank you"

thank you boys. sorry about my periods(((

“many thanks to you” - salary in the future

thanks to my imagination I find vulgar intent in any phrase

my friend once made fun of a computer science teacher: he took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all the shortcuts and set that screen as the background image. after several hundred futile attempts to log into my computer, she, not understanding anything, decided to call the service and call a technician. so he came, scratched his turnip and couldn’t think of anything better than to tear down Windows...

thanks to all those who hang garlands on the windows. it is you who create a feeling of celebration among people on the street

I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....