god's son

-What, you pissing fraer, have you misled? Do you even know whose son I am? -whose? -God. come to our church on Sunday.

If there is no God, then whose jeans are these?

boy - everything for saunas, baths, showers.

-Grandma, how big are your eyes! God, what big ears! and the teeth are simply huge! -That’s why you are my least favorite granddaughter.

girls. oh my god oh my god!!!!!!!!!! I left beer in the entrance the day before yesterday... I went into the entrance before work and it was a little freezing... something was strumming!!!!! I finish my drink, and there’s a syringe... Lord, what’s the likelihood that I’ll get infected?

“All reserve workers who interact with pandas, who are being prepared for life in the wild, must wear panda costumes” -Then the pandas will evolve and write myths that their panda gods were huge in stature and they taught them to get food and survive and kicked them out for some- then a joint from the Garden of Eden where there was endless food