glue

Sealed better than your shoes

-Young man, are you picking on me? -how could you think that! To glue you, you must first be degreased

Do you understand? not two photos glued together, but one photo... I hope you understand. and don’t say later that I didn’t warn you

Today I opened Chupa Chups. It would be better if they glued shoes like that, bitches

collect moments, not things.

In short, the guy comes to church. Father, I need to confess! Come on, son, ease your soul! - Well, last week I helped my friend assemble a wardrobe. They packed up, it started to rain, she said: well, where are you going to go in this rain, stay! Well, I stayed and fucked her! and a few days ago I helped a friend’s wife glue wallpaper. stuck it on and it started to rain. she says: where will you go in this rain? sit still, wait. and I fucked her... and yesterday I was helping a friend repair his car in the garage... they repaired it, it began to rain... he says: well, where are you going to go in the rain, stay and have a drink! ...well, we got drunk and I fucked him. what should I do, father? ? - get the fuck out of here before it rains!

SUBSTANCE ABUSE - INTO SPACE NOW!

good morning, today we will collect Lada Kalina. we will need: a wooden box, glue, cardboard and 100g. vodka